Sarah Palin- “The Velour Fog”

YouTube – Sarah Palin- Qualified to Be VP.
I have it figured out. Like some retarded Voltron, Sarah Palin and McCain together form “Commander Zap Brannigan”.

Brannigan’s battle tactics are impulsive, generally stupid, and
almost always unnecessary. He takes delight in sending his men to die
in battle, viewing this as proof of their loyalty. [...]