I really do. I have the books, I have the movies. Its a remarkably well written series. The whole universe holds a special place in my heart. I do get mildly irritated when my other half calls the Sorting Hat “The hat of choosing” and blatantly makes up crap.
That said, the PPP is pretty funny..
OK, we all read a few. These are my favorites.
OK, heres the backstory. Jack Thompson is a conservative christian lawer who for the last several years had mad it hs personal mission to stomp out violent video games. His self defined arch nemissis is Take-Two entertainment, makers of the Grand Theft Auto and Bully sieries. Jack has been involved in a number of attempts to get families of murder victims to hold the Grand Theft Auto series accountable for the death of their loved ones.
After reading the wikkii article about Jack and his exploits, one could come to the conclusion that he is mildly unhinged. With the latest release of GTA getting Jacks undies in a twist, he has resorted to sending a message to the mother of Take-Two Chairman Strauss Zelnick. It reads in part:
The pornography and violence that your son trafficks in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers’ children, but, hey, your son Strauss has recently assured the world that he is “a Boy Scout, everybody knows that.” I’d love to see the merit badges that Scout Troop handed out. Is there a Ted Bundy merit badge? If so, your loving son deserves one now. It should be red and green, for obvious reasons.
Right wing zealot Christians are close have made it to #1 on my douche bag list, followed closely by intolerant humorless twits.
More information on Jack can be found here.
As soon as I saw this, all the memories came flooding back, and I could practically recite the entire thing. Wow… Theres a drunk driving one as well…
[13:38] cyanidebuttrfly: … whoa.
[13:38] cyanidebuttrfly: LOL
[13:39] cyanidebuttrfly: Okay, so I’m watching this “Party Mamas” thing
[13:39] cyanidebuttrfly: This mom wants a kid’s party… on a boat with a pirate theme.
[13:39] photozz: 
I want one!
[13:40] cyanidebuttrfly: And she’s chopping vegetables, talking to her husband, and they get into a fight. The husband throws his hands in the air and says she’s doing it on her own.
[13:40] photozz: good man,
[13:40] cyanidebuttrfly: So she keeps chopping vegetables and says “… By the way………….. *chopchopchopchop* I’m taking sword fighting lessons. *chopchopchop*”
[13:41] photozz: If they are as good as that one ladies singing lessons, he has nothing to worry about. Shes gona roll straight “1″s
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: ………….
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: I love you.
[13:41] photozz: I love you too baby.
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: You and all of your geeky ways.
[13:42] photozz: you have no way to make fun, cause you understood that. ftw.
I am aquiver with geeky anticipation.
Hooray!
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