The Maudlin Press

It’s not as bad as all that.

Ladies.. heres your man….

Woman of the world.. You looking for the perfect man? Specifically one thats ineloquent and easily riled by things that happen on the interwebs? Well.. I have the man for you. Someone found his Craigslist add, and posted it to Gawker. Then, this douche decided to leave a love note for the Gawker folks. Listen here. Apparently, as he says, someone thinks he lives with his mommy, Judging from the decore, I would agree. But seriously.. love the ’stache.

*EDIT: I had to swap out the picture. This made me LOL. The Fark posts say it better than I ever cold…

albo: Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.

If you notice, there isn’t even enough room to pull out that chair. That might be his bed on the left.

May 23, 2008 Posted by photozz | fraud, funny, geek, love, sex, stupid | , , , , , , , , | No Comments

Oh dear Christ.. the cuteness…

April 24, 2008 Posted by photozz | art, cats, funny, love | , , | No Comments

Star Wars Smoking PSA

As soon as I saw this, all the memories came flooding back, and I could practically recite the entire thing. Wow… Theres a drunk driving one as well…

April 23, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, Star Wars, geek, life, love | , , , , , , | No Comments

7 clips for Speed Racer

ok.. I might be getting excited about this one…

View the clips here

April 23, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, geek, love | , , , , , | No Comments

Geek love pt.2

[13:38] cyanidebuttrfly: … whoa.
[13:38] cyanidebuttrfly: LOL
[13:39] cyanidebuttrfly: Okay, so I’m watching this “Party Mamas” thing
[13:39] cyanidebuttrfly: This mom wants a kid’s party… on a boat with a pirate theme.
[13:39] photozz: I want one!
[13:40] cyanidebuttrfly: And she’s chopping vegetables, talking to her husband, and they get into a fight. The husband throws his hands in the air and says she’s doing it on her own.
[13:40] photozz: good man,
[13:40] cyanidebuttrfly: So she keeps chopping vegetables and says “… By the way………….. *chopchopchopchop* I’m taking sword fighting lessons. *chopchopchop*”
[13:41] photozz: If they are as good as that one ladies singing lessons, he has nothing to worry about. Shes gona roll straight “1″s
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: ………….
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: I love you.
[13:41] photozz: I love you too baby.
[13:41] cyanidebuttrfly: You and all of your geeky ways.
[13:42] photozz: you have no way to make fun, cause you understood that. ftw.

April 16, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, funny, geek, life, love | , , , , | No Comments

Luff song

Yes, its been a long day of youtube-ing. Found this one for Jack.

April 14, 2008 Posted by photozz | funny, geek, love, sex | , , , , | No Comments

Yay! I’m a homophobe!

*EDIT: I noticed the exact same article has been posted at a blog called “On the Fritz“. Hmm..

*EDIT EDIT: The article at Pam’s site was actually written by the humorless Fritz (see comment below). I missed the byline on the first go-around. I was probably partially blinded by the incredible lack of anything resembling a sense of humor. I have also replaced the offending picture of Pam with a more appropriate  image. My apologies.

A delightful little blog called “Pam’s House Blend” linked my post called “Heres a song by a gay guy“. Unfourtunately, the article is titled “The Ugly Homophobic Truth About the Rickroll”.

Quote:

An Internet phenomenon Borne of Homophobia

As this Internet phenomenon gains public attention, the reason for its popularity will continue to be ignored by the media. To break it down to the most simple terms possible, the Rickroll is popular because immature young men like to laugh at males who they perceive to be gay.

For the record, Rick Astley is not gay. He was thin, pretty, and had an enormous voice. Unfortunately, he did not conform to the standard macho image that straight people demand of male performers (compare him to Clay Aiken today) and his brief success eventually faded.

She He then goes on to make a recommendation:

What Can We Do?

I would like to speed up the process of making the Rickroll a faded memory. The best way to do that is to create a new Internet fad that will supplant the Rickroll. This new Internet fad will not stem from homophobia. It will instead be a subtle protest against homophobia.

And what would this world altering solution be? (dear god…)

My goal is to have this clip of Bananarama’s I Heard a Rumour achieve over 25 million hits on YouTube. It will stand as a counterpoint to bigotry and homophobia.

Fail. First, lets settle one thing. I think Rick-rolling people is hilarious. There. I said it. Second, Until she he posted this article, I had no idea the Rick Astley video had anything to do with being gay, or making fun of gay people. I always assumed it was funny cause you get people to accidentally watch a really .. really.. bad 80’s video of a mediocre song. The backup singers don’t even know the dance steps for gods sake.

A short search on teh google finds a ton of information on Rick rolling, including an interview with Rick himself on the subject. Quote:

“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.”

Yeah, he really seems torn up about the whole thing.

Rick Astley is not gay. I know this. I think most people know that. And to be honest, even if he was, Rick Rolling someone is not even remotely about being teh ghey. My personal impression from this one article is that Pam Fritz is a clueless busybody that jumps to conclusions. So to wrap this up, Fritz Pam, I leave you with a famous Billy Madison quote. :

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

But thanks for the traffic. Now please leave the internets to those of us with a sense of humor.

*EDIT: In response to Fritzes continuing humorless attack on the internets and myself: Your intolerance of humor is just as rabid and misplaced as your imaginary connection between Rick Rolling and homophobia. Pam is culpable as well for supporting this bile, but the hate is all yours my friend.

April 9, 2008 Posted by photozz | fraud, funny, geek, life, love, stupid | , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

I’m date-able!

Hooray!

March 27, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, funny, geek, love, sex | , , | No Comments

OK.. General Update on Jackie

So.. Its been a little over a week now. Jack and I are completely sick of each others faces. While she has been healing, I have been taking care of her. She is supper appreciative, and I love doing it, but it means that we have pretty much been in the house, in the same room for 8 days. Enough is enough.

The problem was that the laproscopic surgery punched some holes in her stomach muscles. This has made anything involving using your abdominal muscles near impossible. She has recovered to the point that she can walk and get up from most seats on her own. Sitting is pretty good as well.

I’m back at work today, and all is well.

March 24, 2008 Posted by photozz | life, love | , , , , | No Comments

Jackie got stoned

stones.jpg

Gal stones that is. She went hard down Friday night with a bad gal bladder attack. We took her to the emergency room, and on Saturday she had surgery to have it removed. She came home Sunday afternoon. For your entertainment, here are a *few* of the stones they pulled out of her. They are about the size of large grains of sand.

March 16, 2008 Posted by photozz | funny, life, love | , , , , , | No Comments