The Maudlin Press

Not entirely SFW. Be forewarned. Just a song for the ladies, by Jon Lajoie

Woman of the world.. You looking for the perfect man? Specifically one thats ineloquent and easily riled by things that happen on the interwebs? Well.. I have the man for you. Someone found his Craigslist add, and posted it to Gawker. Then, this douche decided to leave a love note for the Gawker folks. Listen here. Apparently, as he says, someone thinks he lives with his mommy, Judging from the decore, I would agree. But seriously.. love the ’stache.

*EDIT: I had to swap out the picture. This made me LOL. The Fark posts say it better than I ever cold…

albo: Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.

If you notice, there isn’t even enough room to pull out that chair. That might be his bed on the left.

OK, heres the backstory. Jack Thompson is a conservative christian lawer who for the last several years had mad it hs personal mission to stomp out violent video games. His self defined arch nemissis is Take-Two entertainment, makers of the Grand Theft Auto and Bully sieries. Jack has been involved in a number of attempts to get families of murder victims to hold the Grand Theft Auto series accountable for the death of their loved ones.

After reading the wikkii article about Jack and his exploits, one could come to the conclusion that he is mildly unhinged. With the latest release of GTA getting Jacks undies in a twist, he has resorted to sending a message to the mother of Take-Two Chairman Strauss Zelnick. It reads in part:

The pornography and violence that your son trafficks in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers’ children, but, hey, your son Strauss has recently assured the world that he is “a Boy Scout, everybody knows that.”  I’d love to see the merit badges that Scout Troop handed out.  Is there a Ted Bundy merit badge?  If so, your loving son deserves one now.  It should be red and green, for obvious reasons.

Right wing zealot Christians are close have made it to #1 on my douche bag list, followed closely by intolerant humorless twits.

More information on Jack can be found here.

Yes, its been a long day of youtube-ing. Found this one for Jack.

Hooray!

“What you’re about to hear is a portion of a jaw-dropping speech delivered by an Oklahoma State Representative at a gathering in her district. This is what they say when they think we’re not listening.” While I prefer to leave my personal sexual preferences a private fact, I will state that I have absolutely no problems with the gay community.

And I’m guessing here,  but I have a feeling that there may be some “Stepping down for personal reasons” soon. Ignorant bitch.

OK.. I know at least one person who is going to go insane over this. Flight of the conchords is one of the better HBO productions in recent years. I highly recommend a fast Youtube Search for FOTC.

Returning the favor and making it perfectly clear. This is the woman I love dearly and deeply. She has been my best friend for over two years and is the most unique person I have ever known. I could very easily see this being the person I grow old with.

You will remember a while ago Sarrah Silverman created a video shown on the Jimmy Kimmel show titled “I’m Fucking Matt Damon”:

Well Jimmy has responded in spectacular fashion. Staring Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf

Patrick is working on a screenplay.. Throws in some X Men and Star Trek references… good lord…