The Maudlin Press

It’s not as bad as all that.

Genitalia!

Not entirely SFW. Be forewarned. Just a song for the ladies, by Jon Lajoie

June 27, 2008 Posted by photozz | art, funny, geek, sex | , , , , | No Comments

Jack Thompson vs. inocent mothers.

OK, heres the backstory. Jack Thompson is a conservative christian lawer who for the last several years had mad it hs personal mission to stomp out violent video games. His self defined arch nemissis is Take-Two entertainment, makers of the Grand Theft Auto and Bully sieries. Jack has been involved in a number of attempts to get families of murder victims to hold the Grand Theft Auto series accountable for the death of their loved ones.

After reading the wikkii article about Jack and his exploits, one could come to the conclusion that he is mildly unhinged. With the latest release of GTA getting Jacks undies in a twist, he has resorted to sending a message to the mother of Take-Two Chairman Strauss Zelnick. It reads in part:

The pornography and violence that your son trafficks in is the kind of stuff that most mothers would be ashamed to see their son putting into the hands of other mothers’ children, but, hey, your son Strauss has recently assured the world that he is “a Boy Scout, everybody knows that.”  I’d love to see the merit badges that Scout Troop handed out.  Is there a Ted Bundy merit badge?  If so, your loving son deserves one now.  It should be red and green, for obvious reasons.

Right wing zealot Christians are close have made it to #1 on my douche bag list, followed closely by intolerant humorless twits.

More information on Jack can be found here.

May 5, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, fraud, funny, geek, life, sex, stupid | , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments

Luff song

Yes, its been a long day of youtube-ing. Found this one for Jack.

April 14, 2008 Posted by photozz | funny, geek, love, sex | , , , , | No Comments

I’m date-able!

Hooray!

March 27, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, funny, geek, love, sex | , , | No Comments

Gay bashing Oak. rep Sally Kern

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“What you’re about to hear is a portion of a jaw-dropping speech delivered by an Oklahoma State Representative at a gathering in her district. This is what they say when they think we’re not listening.” While I prefer to leave my personal sexual preferences a private fact, I will state that I have absolutely no problems with the gay community.

And I’m guessing here,  but I have a feeling that there may be some “Stepping down for personal reasons” soon. Ignorant bitch.

March 10, 2008 Posted by photozz | fraud, funny, life, love, sex, stupid | , , , , , | 3 Comments

New Iron Man trailer

High def version is available here: http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/02/28/another-full-iron-man-trailer-launches-holy-sht/

Yeah, this is totaly gona rock.

February 29, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, death, geek, life | , , , , , | No Comments

Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck

You will remember a while ago Sarrah Silverman created a video shown on the Jimmy Kimmel show titled “I’m Fucking Matt Damon”:

Well Jimmy has responded in spectacular fashion. Staring Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf

February 25, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, art, funny, geek, life, love, sex | , , , | No Comments

This is more true than anyone realises….

February 19, 2008 Posted by photozz | funny, geek, life, love, sex | , , | No Comments

Valentines

Time for love, not strife. Putting aside all bad feelings today and just enjoying my best friend and lover.

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February 14, 2008 Posted by photozz | geek, life, sex | , , | 1 Comment

Sexercise

From the BBC News. Quote: If you’re worried about wrinkles - orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening..

and so on :) If you need some..er.. creative help, check this..

February 11, 2008 Posted by photozz | Games, life, sex | , | No Comments